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Cheesy Pick up Lines
by demiguin

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  1.That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.

  2.If I could change the alphabet, I would put U and I together

  3.Just call me milk, I'll do your body good

  4.Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant   you right here!

  5.What do you like for breakfast?

  6.You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the Bomb

  7.Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be

  8.I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock

 9.Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

10.Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.

11.If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

12.Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

13.If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous 14.Wanna play house? you be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long

15.If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

good on you.

16.I'd look good on you.

17.Sex is a killer...want to die happy?

18.I love every bone in your body - especially mine.

19.My face is leaving in 10 minutes. Be on it.

20.Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

21.I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

22.Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?

23.I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?

24.Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

25.Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?

26.Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

27.If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?

28.Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.

29.If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?

30.Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a women masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart."


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