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If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.” * Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest
I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help
but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies
and death and stuff.” * Mariah
have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the
brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between
the two, but can’t remember what they are.” * Matt Lauer on NBC’s Today
show, August 22
haven’t committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law” *
David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to
pay his taxes.
kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your
life.” * Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a
federal anti-smoking campaign
never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.” * Winston
Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward
of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the
country.”* Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.
multipurpose. Not only do they put the clips on, but they take them off.” *
Pratt & Whitney spokesperson explaining why the company charged the Air
Force nearly $1000 for an ordinary pair of pliers.
going to turn this team around 360 degrees.” * Jason Kidd, upon his drafting
to the Dallas Mavericks
not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the
president.” * Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed
“China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.” *Former French
President Charles De Gaulle
“That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and
I’m just the one to do it.” * A congressional candidate in Texas
“The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This
is a good planet.” *Mr. New Jersey contestant when asked what he would do
with a million dollars.
“When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the
killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the
riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers
are to blame.” *Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle on the complex social
issues behind the Los Angeles Riots.
“I don’t feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them.
There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were
selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.” * John Wayne
“Half this game is ninety percent mental.” * Philadelphia Phillies manager
“It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the
impurities in our air and water that are doing it.” * Former U.S.
Vice-President Dan Quayle
“Without censorship, things can get terribly confused in the public mind.”
* General William Westmoreland
“What a waste it is to lose one’s mind. Or not to have a mind is being
very wasteful. How true that is.” * Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle at
a fundraising event for the United Negro College Fund. (He was attempting to
quote the line”a mind is a terrible thing to waste”.)
“If you let that sort of thing go on, your bread and butter will be cut
right out from under your feet.” * Former British foreign minister Ernest
“I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.” *Former U.S.
Vice-President Dan Quayle
22. “After a short commercial break, I’ll introduce you to Kansas City’s latest murder victim.” *WDAF-TV news anchor.